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“badges? we ain’t got no badges, we don’t need no badges, i don’t have to show you any stinkin badges”

okay so i went down to the pond today, hoping to try out my new camera, but silly me i forgot, caught up in the excitement of a “new” tool, the ‘new’ camera is a 35mm film camera and i uh didn’t buy/have any freaking film! okay, repeat after me: “oops”. so while i was slapping myself upside my head, i noticed a father and son surrounded by geese

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knowing the ‘resident’ geese at the pond, i knew what would happen next . . . 

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yep, here come the troops, sort of reminded me of the banditos in “treasure of the sierra madre

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humphrey bogart trapped and surrounded, rifle in his hands, listens as they greet each other, before their ‘leader’ introduces himself and the gang: “buena senor we are federales” “you know the mounted police

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bogie, sweating behind boulders asks a simple question: “if you’re the police where are your badges”

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the unforgettable alphoso bedoya replies: “badges? we ain’t got no badges, we don’t need no badges, i don’t have to show you no stinkin badges!”

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after hearing their request and noticing their advancement towards him, bogie puts a bullet thru head bandito’s sombrero. in response bedoya says “hombre, we didn’t try to do you any harm, why don’t you try to be a little more polite”

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the line became something of a cliché afterwards, even mel brooks in his comic masterpiece blazing saddles, saw fit to use it

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harvey korman, after signing up ‘banditos’ for his ‘posse’, hands over a piece of tin stating “here’s your badge” only to hear “badges, we don’t need no stinking badges” 

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“badges, we ain’t got no badges, we don’t need no badges, i don’t have to show you any stinkin badges” a great line, a perfect line in my opinion (and you know that means squadouche) one of the greatest lines ever written

by-the-by, there’s a sign at the pond stating “please do not feed the birds” so ‘technically these folk were breaking the law

peace


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